Obama downgraded to "junk"

Following on the heels of Standard & Poors, the rating agency that made history by taking American treasuries down a peg to AA+, I am announcing another dubious financial first: President Obama has been downgraded to CCC, or what is commonly known on the Street as “junk.” Whether this will further roil the markets, or sink Obama’s chances in the next election remains to be seen. But looking

A sad day for Lindsey Vonn

American Lindsey Vonn has had to forfeit her Gold Medal.The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama.Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever gone downhill faster than he has. Heh (Hat Tip: Stephen D).

Video: Smart woman

And now for your afternoon entertainment (Hat Tip: Shy Guy).Let's go to the videotape.That would never work here in Jerusalem. The Jews have thought of everything. If you park illegally here, there's a truck that drives up alongside your car, picks the car up and places it on the truck's side to be hauled off to the pound.If this woman ran for President of the United States, I'll bet someone