Correct Definitions

Correct Definitions

ABSENT MINDED PERSON -- One who stands in front of the mirror for hours
trying to remember where he has seen the person before.

LECTURE -- An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either."

OPPORTUNISTS -- One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally
falls in a river.

CONFERENCE -- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE -- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

LOVE AFFAIRS -- Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
more popular than a five day test.

TEARS -- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.

DICTIONARY -- A place where divorce comes before marriage.

CIGARETTE -- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool on the other.

CONFERENCE ROOM -- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.