15 Famous Man Bulges

15 Famous Man Bulges

#1. Michael Phelps (with teammate)

Olympic Swimmer Bulge is best emphasized by nude-colored fabric and a hot physique, but not a cold pool.

#2. Travis Fimmell

The first in the grand trilogy of Calvin Klein underwear models. All I have to say is DING DONG!
 
#3. Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg)

The most innocent, earnest, and well-hung porn star in the movies.

#4. Cisco Adler

Really, in this case, the twig was just an accessory to the rather, um, saggy berries.

#4. Al Gore

 Unfortunately, the Presidential nominee’s prominent bulge on the cover of Rolling Stone did not help him win the presidency

#5. Mark Wahlberg

Why do you think he was cast as Dirk Diggler?


#6. David Bowie in “Labyrinth”

Perhaps the first time our young minds ever noticed a bulge was when watching this movie.

#7. George Bush

The flight uniform is doing a few favors, for sure.

#8. Michael Jackson

For a guy who didn’t seem to have much, he sure liked to grab it a lot.

#9. Djimon Hounsou

The third and possibly the best in the Calvin Klein Underwear Model trilogy. Fun fact: Did you know he played a bouncer in the very first episode of “90210”?

#10. The Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers

Shot by arty perv, Andy Warhol, natch.

#11. Marlon Brando (in “The Wild Ones”)

I prefer to remember his crotch this way, rather than in the “Last Tango In Paris” way.

#12. Daniel Craig (as James Bond)

Bulge. James Bulge.


#13. Abercrombie & Fitch Storefront

See, this brand loves to objectify men too!

#14. Stephen Colbert

Hmm, what’s The Word? Crotchtastic.


#15. Cristiano Renaldo

Ballsy, on and off the field.